What up readers? You know ya boi is back and better than ever.
So first, let me apologize to you all. My last blog was garbage and the blog before that is nonexistent. I have been a horrible writer this past month and I know I have let a lot of you down, for that I'm sorry. I feel like people come to this blog site to get Shaggy's Picks, catch up on the power rankings, try to figure out what William is talking about that week, get a great story from the corner, and finally to look at pictures.
So guys and girls, again, I am sorry for my poor blogs and I promise to do better.
Well readers, this week I was going to hit you with a story about a great comeback that was sure to inspire others. But I decided to switch at the last moment to another topic.
Just a fair warning for all of you, next week I will be telling a story that will not have much fantasy football relevance. So if you want some advice go check out Matthew Berry's article because my blog will just inspire you.
Alright, so Corey, why did you switch at the last moment?
Well my young readers, it's because I am constantly being disrespected on other peoples blogs.
Soooo where do I start?
Oh I know, let me give you 2 quick facts.
1. My record is 3-6, Cheryl is 2-7.
2. In Benedict Arnold's power rankings I am in 10th, Cheryl is in 9th.
I know readers, you are all thinking the same thing I am: Classic Judas.
And then readers, you know what the worst part about the power rankings was? The advertisement.
Yeah, tropical smoothie.
For those of you who don't know, I use to work at tropical smoothie and boy did they love for me to clean the bathrooms.
Every night before we closed you could catch me in the bathrooms just scrubbing away.
Yeah, gross, I know.
Wait Corey, you worked by yourself? Why did no one else clean them?
Wow, two great questions reader.
No I didn't work by myself, I was just the whipping boy who had to do all the hard jobs because the cute girls can't do them.
Well, eventually, one day I left that job and went on to brighter things.
But see, I told a few trusted colleagues a secret.
A secret that I will always cherish.
So first, let me apologize to you all. My last blog was garbage and the blog before that is nonexistent. I have been a horrible writer this past month and I know I have let a lot of you down, for that I'm sorry. I feel like people come to this blog site to get Shaggy's Picks, catch up on the power rankings, try to figure out what William is talking about that week, get a great story from the corner, and finally to look at pictures.
So guys and girls, again, I am sorry for my poor blogs and I promise to do better.
Well readers, this week I was going to hit you with a story about a great comeback that was sure to inspire others. But I decided to switch at the last moment to another topic.
Just a fair warning for all of you, next week I will be telling a story that will not have much fantasy football relevance. So if you want some advice go check out Matthew Berry's article because my blog will just inspire you.
Alright, so Corey, why did you switch at the last moment?
Well my young readers, it's because I am constantly being disrespected on other peoples blogs.
Soooo where do I start?
Oh I know, let me give you 2 quick facts.
1. My record is 3-6, Cheryl is 2-7.
2. In Benedict Arnold's power rankings I am in 10th, Cheryl is in 9th.
I know readers, you are all thinking the same thing I am: Classic Judas.
And then readers, you know what the worst part about the power rankings was? The advertisement.
Yeah, tropical smoothie.
For those of you who don't know, I use to work at tropical smoothie and boy did they love for me to clean the bathrooms.
Every night before we closed you could catch me in the bathrooms just scrubbing away.
Yeah, gross, I know.
Wait Corey, you worked by yourself? Why did no one else clean them?
Wow, two great questions reader.
No I didn't work by myself, I was just the whipping boy who had to do all the hard jobs because the cute girls can't do them.
Well, eventually, one day I left that job and went on to brighter things.
But see, I told a few trusted colleagues a secret.
A secret that I will always cherish.
Anyways....
Back to the betrayal by Jonathon Loyd and Cain.
Sooo not only am I last again in Nick's power rankings but he screwed me with the ad.
I am angry about this but, it wasn't too big of a deal so I'll let it pass.
Wait. What's this?
Then Wednesday morning comes around.
Look who it is, it's Jerry Jones (jerry betrayed T.O.)
Will Wizard Wednesdays. Easily the most enjoyable blog of the week. Easily the most unorganized blog of the week.
Will uses his whole blog to talk about how great tropical Smoothie is. He takes a direct shot at me and uses my secret against me.
First off William, Tropical Smoothie is as gross as Port of Subs.
Second off, I know something about you.
Readers, if you are going to tell a secret to someone, make sure you tell someone you can trust.
Don't tell someone on Tuesday night that you are going to pick up Michael Crabtree, because then someone might steal him from you.
Don't tell someone you want to trade draft picks for players, because then the betrayal brothers will post it all over there respected blogs.
Don't tell uncle Corey about a girl and then post a secret about him.
I will make this simple:
William I demand an apology. Next week you will use your blog to tell everyone how sorry you are and how you will never do something like that again.
If you don't, I will be forced to get even. I won't tell everyone about it on the blog, that would be mean. I would take it a step further and make sure everyone knows.
If you don't want to take my word for it, so be it. Just remember what happened my last day at TSC.
I always get EVEN.
Then Wednesday morning comes around.
Look who it is, it's Jerry Jones (jerry betrayed T.O.)
Will Wizard Wednesdays. Easily the most enjoyable blog of the week. Easily the most unorganized blog of the week.
Will uses his whole blog to talk about how great tropical Smoothie is. He takes a direct shot at me and uses my secret against me.
First off William, Tropical Smoothie is as gross as Port of Subs.
Second off, I know something about you.
Readers, if you are going to tell a secret to someone, make sure you tell someone you can trust.
Don't tell someone on Tuesday night that you are going to pick up Michael Crabtree, because then someone might steal him from you.
Don't tell someone you want to trade draft picks for players, because then the betrayal brothers will post it all over there respected blogs.
Don't tell uncle Corey about a girl and then post a secret about him.
I will make this simple:
William I demand an apology. Next week you will use your blog to tell everyone how sorry you are and how you will never do something like that again.
If you don't, I will be forced to get even. I won't tell everyone about it on the blog, that would be mean. I would take it a step further and make sure everyone knows.
If you don't want to take my word for it, so be it. Just remember what happened my last day at TSC.
I always get EVEN.
Corey Hewett- is a freelance photographer, business consultant, and advertising specialist for the Las Vegas Review Journal. He also is a full time student at the University of Nevada, Reno. He would like you all to know that next week this section will change.
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