Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Shaggy’s Picks and Shenanigans Week 3

Dave! How did the whole Cobb/Witten thing play out for you? What’s that? Cobb scored 17 while Witten only put up 3? AND you benched Witten for Cobb!? Who could be shocked by that? Certainly not the person who ridiculed you for starting Witten over Cobb in the first place….

And what’s this about the blog being a “fickle bitch?” We shouldn’t guarantee games or make a “Lock of the Week?” Sure seemed to work out alright for me. I even texted curt, “Called it. Lock of the Week.” His response? “You got lucky.”

Alright Mr. Probation, how did I get lucky? Because AJ Green got hurt? Or because you forgot to check your lineup before the game? Let’s look at how you might have gotten lucky. If Murray didn’t play the best game of his career (don’t count on that happening again) and Kaep not giving the Bears the ball every other play the margin would be closer to 50 then 30. I don’t think that word means what you think it means (name that movie). While we’re on the movie topic, let’s get back to Star Wars. curt, with your inexplicable text to Nick last week and your misunderstanding of luck, you are making yourself out to be the Jar Jar Binks of our league. Is that too harsh curt? Prove me wrong in week 10.

Vote Sean Brown 2015 and I’ll force a new rule that states any owner who starts a clearly hurt player must shoot themselves in the foot with an airsoft gun. If you’re gonna shoot yourself in the foot in our league, you might as well do it in real life.

[Note: curt if you want to find out what luck is, read Nick’s blog)

Cobra Commanders @ Kessel Runners

It worked last week so why not this week? I’m gonna win. Mark it down as my LOCK OF THE WEEK. Is Seattle’s D for real? Or did the Chargers expose them as the average team they are? Does home field really matter? With almost the entire Denver team in this game, much depends on the answers to these questions.

Staff Infection @ Randy Savages

Both these teams are coming off disappointing losses. Both (probably) want to win this week. I’m gonna pick the team that actually starts a full roster. Hey Nick I forgot to start Kaep, will you put him in for me?

Hakka Flocka Flame @ I Do L.T.P.A. (Love to Party Absurdly)

Battle of the Condo huh? Does the winner get their own room? Or the rights to the covered parking spot for a week? Or has to do the dishes for a week? If not, I’m not really interested in this so called “battle.” With five players listed as questionable or out and another suspended Matt’s in a little trouble this week. Especially with three QBs on the roster. But hey, maybe Gio will prove he’s a first round talent?

Rank This @ 53 Fire

The Dads face off here. This is one of those coin toss games for me (I don’t have the dartboard set up yet). If AP plays, I’m going with Bobby B. If not, Dave wins.

Luck has It @ #FreeJoshGordon

Except Luck does not have it. At least through two games of the season. Cheryl, I picked you to win last week and you let me down. On the other hand, I also picked Nick to win and he didn’t let me down. So I’m picking Nick again.


Remember: Vote Sean Brown 2015 and I’ll personally change curt’s team name to Jar Jar Probation at least three times a week.

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