Gather round, gather round, we have a whole season of smack-talk, stories, and wizardry ahead of us. Welcome to Will’s Wizard Wednesday, now you may think that since I am no longer the defending champ of this league I might tone it down, but you are sadly mistaken.
Let’s begin with some backstory: yes, it’s true that I wanted to appear unprepared to the draft by not dressing appropriately. Yes, it’s true that I am ranked number one in the preseason rankings (the ones that matter that is.) And yes, it’s true that I once again have the GOAT Randy “I don’t shine shoes i don’t tape ankles i don’t cut checks” Moss on my side once again. Sean thinks he’s clever with all his fancy numbers, but he himself doesn’t believe the ranking hype.
I obviously have the best team in the league as of week 1 and I sincerely hope everyone keeps dropping me in their rankings. Put me at 10, I’m begging you. Projected points? Pre-season points!? Yeah let’s make a ranking based on who has the most left handed players on their team, or who has the longest combined hair. A wise man once said “Imperials and their damned lists…”
I can’t wait for week one. Every year I get all worked up about how I have it locked and every year I lose by some ungodly upset and am forced to apologize in my week 2 blog. But not this year, I seriously have it locked guys. I have an easy matchup against Matt “the face” Smith in a game where I am superior in literally every position. I felt good about this win even before Wes Welker went Trinidad James on everyone’s asses.
I, Will Brown guarantee a win against Hakka Flocka Flame this week.
Will Brown has recently brought his talents to Loyola Marymount University in Los Angeles, CA and wants everyone to know “the storm is coming… Sean Brown 2015”
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