Corey's Corner - riVals: Part Dos

How do you look yourself in the mirror?

Honestly, how?

Do you all just take a quick glance to avoid looking at the true you?

Your true and disturbing self.

Not one of you sent Matt a message encouraging him to write.

You all should be ashamed of yourself.

Just disgusting.

I'm out here pumping out 5000 words a week for everyone's entertainment and you couldn't do me one favor by sending a 5 second text to one of the most loved league members.

Just disgusting.

Come on, mannnnn

Anyways readers, let's move on.

This week I am going to talk about everyone's true rivals. The person that brings you the most competition and really brings the devil out of you.

I am going to make this a 3 part series. Today I will unveil 2 matchups, Saturday I will release two more and then Sunday I will talk about the most passionate rivalary in the league.

I am sorry you all have to suffer from these horrible writers who know nothing about deadlines and keeping promises, to make it up I hope these 3 seperate peices will bring you back next week. I really truly am sorry and can only hope that my above and beyond mentality will keep us alive. This is why I was voted 2013-2014 best blog of the year, 2013 most inspirational writer, 2013 most viewed blog writer and 2013 Mr. July in our captains league calendar. 

Enjoy readers.

Let's start off first with Curtis Smith. Curtis is easily the biggest dark horse of this league. You truly have no idea what this man is thinking or doing. He has been in school for 10 plus years and still has no idea when or how to capitalize someone's name. He is just mysterious like that, like honestly what did you do in school for those 10 plus years?

I digress.

My man Curtis has quietly been in contention each and every year. He doesn't talk much trash and he doesn't really put up these gaudy numbers. He just constantly shows up right around playoff time and says "I guess I'll go to the playoffs and try to win a trophy so my dad will finally notice me".

The man is the definition of a dark horse.

He is respected but yet not feared.

He just waits in the shadows ready to strike.

But one member of our league always seems to has the solution for this dark horse.

That member is Melinda "itssssssssssss me" Brown.

Last year, these two slugged it out in two fantastic regular season match-ups. In the first game Melinda took the win by 3 points. If my memory serves me right, she won due to a stat correction and to this day Curtis still thinks Nick altered the stats.

Later on in the season these two meet up once again with this time Curtis taking the win and sending Melinda into depression.

It has been said that during her week 1 match in the playoffs up against Dave that she just wasn't herself. 

Did Curtis cause her collapse? I THINK SO

tune in this week as these two square off in..............CM's Money in the Bank Match

The next rivalary is a good one laddies, Matt smith vs Robert Brown. 2 years ago when the league was first born we started out as the elite 8. In this league Matt got off to a blistering start going 4-1 in his first 5 games.

Well then Matt meet his arch rival, Robert. In week 6, robert destroyed the young man with the final score of 80 bobby b,-50 Matty Ice. After the massacre which is still today called the bloody shin, Matt went on a downward spiral. He finished the rest of the season with just 1 win. The worst part about this all was that towards the end of the season Matt still had a shot at making the playoffs but lost it because Robert struck once again with a week 13 obliteration. He caused Matt to suffer and when Matt had just a little bit of life left in him, Robert squished his dreams like a cockroach.

Moving on to the inagural year of the captains league, Robert and Matt faced of only once in the regular season with one of the games of the year. The score ended 100-100 and was settled in a tie of who had the most bench points. Once again Robert took this one and left Matt in the dumps.

Matt has almost beaten everyone in this league but Robert has the 3-0 lead adavantage on him.

Can Matt finally get some respect from Robert or will he continue to be dominated just like in the past?

I guess we will find out week 7 when hakka flocka flame goes against 53 fire in one of the most intense rivalaries.

Tune in for..........The Heavyweights Honor.

Tune in Saturday for the next two rivals.

Corey Hewett- does thing for a certain company. He would like you all to know that if he could go back in time he would chose any one of the times he went to the captains league only to find nothing new written. Your day worked for a newspaper for forever, he knows everything about deadlines, come on MAN.