After an embarrassing loss to
Versace Versace
Cobra Commanders have hit an all-time low, losing the company car, the golf
account, and every shred of dignity.
It didn’t help to open her Fantasy Football app early
Wednesday morning only to find nearly her entire line-up with BYEs this week
when she is going up against the reigning champion, Will Brown’s Mosstradamus.
Who knew that this was possible? Okay, she (having lost everything she can only
refer to herself in third person) has been told there was a list of BYE weeks
for each player to review during the draft. Rookie mistake.
Another teachable moment came shortly thereafter when she
discovered waivers and was able to research available players to move to her
team for this week’s game. Of course this meant losing a lot of players who
she’d hoped would someday live up to their potential, but probably wouldn’t.
Hope springs eternal until every player has a BYE. While she tries to raise
some element of hope in defeating Mosstradamus this week, she fears she needs a
BYE week of her own.
During Week 8 she will be mixing with moonshine to serve:
Trailer Trash Toddy
8 oz coffee
4 oz whiskey
4 oz amaretto almond
liqueur
1 1/2 oz whipped cream
Mix coffee, whiskey,
and Amaretto. Add Cream on top.
Melinda (Lindy) Brown is currently down on her luck, wandering the
seedy streets of the Grand Estates, searching for shelter from the desert sun,
and pirating internet from unsuspecting neighbors in order to maneuver her
lineup without the ridicule of the league.
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