Will's (Wizard) Wednesday Week 8 - Knock you Out

“Don’t call it a comeback, I’ve been here for years… I’m gonna knock you out, Mama’s Homemade Salsa said knock you out.” – LL Cool J     

      What a crazy week folks. Sean and I had a very back-and-forth matchup that ended in my victory and extreme happiness in my first round draft pick. Thank you Marshawn Lynch for coming through in the clutch. Many of you have asked about my boy, David Wilson, ex-wizard and ex-starter and ex-guy with a healthy neck. The loss of David Wilson was tough; it felt like I lost a son. Just kidding, if I lost a son I would only have 4 fantasy points.

“Wow Will, too soon. Why do you have to be so vulgar?”

      I’m returning this column to its roots, back when I would take shots with cutting wit; no one is safe from Will’s Wizard Wednesday.

      Well, well, well, this week I have a matchup against none other than Melinda Brown herself, the one who rubbed the living of the dream in Corey’s face. I have to respect the power play, and the G-Wagon. I also have to respect the embarrassment that Corey laid down with Vincent Jackson.

“Yards, yards, yards…” – Corey Hewett (The Team)

[EDITOR”S NOTE: At this point in the column Will began to vulgarly insult Dave and gave and in-depth 354 word bout of smack talk regarding his current rank, it was removed for the final cut due to content]

      Speaking of breaking bones, how about Matt and Bobby b with the tie, going to the bench. Fortunately Bobbie’s bench is just as good as his starting lineup so he took the win over Matt. (SHOTS FIRED)

      This is a message for Matt: If he still keeps up to date on the blogs, I hear you need running backs and the answer is yes, Joseph Randle is on the wire. 8 points in his first game last week? I say the kid is coming on strong and I spy… I just looked at Matt’s team and there is nobody that I really want except for Brandon Marshall… Which would be a ridiculous trade offer, which Will Wednesday does not support. Sorry Matt.

Will Brown is the author and founder of Will’s Wizard Wednesday and finally has a winning record. Go figure.