What up readers? Ya boi is back and better than ever.
I feel rejuvenated after my little hiatus.
For those wondering what happened, no, I was not suspended for the blog I wrote about Will. I know I really gave it to him good. I heard I messed him up so bad mentally that he forgot his homecomings date corsage at home on the night of the dance.
Got em.
Sorry William, someone had to give you the lesson because I know Melinda "I drive a g-wagon, look at me" Brown isn't.
Got em.
(Takes a deep breath)
Yeah, like I said I am back and better than ever.
Alright readers the real reason why I didn't write my weekly blog last week was because I was swamped by interviews.
Yes everyone it is true. Starting next May I will begin what is known as "big boy life".
I will do what so many people do around this world. I will begin to work myself to death and forget all about this thing called "fun".
No longer will I be able to stay up to 10 PM. No longer will I be able to sleep in. No longer will I get to golf for free on my bosses account. The dream is over.
So readers this week I thought I would change this blog up. I am going to ask myself typical interview questions but I will answer them in a football fantasy way. Let's see how this goes.
Good morning Mr. Hewett. How are you today?
I'm ight, you?
Ummmm I am ight as well I guess. So tell me Corey what is the biggest weakness you see right now facing your league?
Well to be honest, I think the biggest weakness my league faces right now is that each team is just missing that one special piece to just make them amazing. Take for example Williams team. He has an amazing wide receiver corps. You can book 30 points every week from those two. They are just unstoppable. His quarterback is solid and his flex will do. But Williams weakness is his running backs. When he drafted he counted on David Wilson to lead him to the promise land, but David ain't no Moses. If William had 1 amazing running back or even two solid more running backs, his team would be hotter than Kate Upton.
Oh I like the pop culture reference Corey. I see you keep up with today's hip events. You know accountants are all about what is hip (rich man laugh). Anyways Mr. Hewett, who do you see as the biggest threat to Versace Versace enterprises?
Well before Julio Jones went down I would have said Curtis. His team is actually really well constructed. But now I am going to go with a tie between Broken Clavicles and Mamas Homemade Salsa. I really think Matt has a solid team. A few people around the league think I am crazy but he really does have a nice squad. When Vick comes back and when Matt realizes Demarco Murray should not be a starter, he is going to be really dangerous. I wouldn't be surprised to see him in the playoffs. Now as for Mama, I just fear this team because of the GM. As much as I despise him as a commish, this man can manage a team. Nick "Karl Mark" Brown is constantly showing me why he is a force to be dealt with cautiously. It seems like every year he guides his team to the playoffs and that is something to be admired. Let's just say in this case, I would be shocked if Nick DOESN'T make the playoffs.
Wow what a strong compliment for a competitor. I like to see that in my candidates. Now tell me Corey, as of right now how do you see the season unfolding?
Oh wow what a great question. Alright I see mama and clavicles coming out of the east division. Then I see Cobra and Jones drew coming out of the west. I would have said Probation but when you lose a star like Julio it's tough to come back from that. So in the first round I see (1) mama vs (4) Jones Drew, I think the game will be really close but Mama will move on to the championship. In the other match up I see (2) Cobra vs. (3) Clavicle. This game I think will actually be a blow out. Clavicle will move on to the championship game only because by week 14 the broncos will have clinched a playoff berth and they will bench Peyton manning. Cobra is built on Pey Pey and without him playing Melinda's Cinderella story will strike 12. Now in the championship game I see Nick finally capturing what he deserves. Yes, folks my biggest rival will finally capture something that has been evading him for so many years. Mama have fun at Disneyland, you deserve it.
Very in depth Corey, I enjoyed that a lot. Alright a few more questions. Who do you see coming back next year with a vengeance?
Oh that is an easy one. Bobbie B. The man is just not trying this year. He put no effort in prepping for the draft and it shows. The man doesn't even know what #MockDraftMonday is. I think next year he drafts a stellar team and becomes a force once again.
Alright let's do a little rapid fire. You ready?
Shoot.
Most likely to get last place?
Myself or Insane
Most likely to finish up .500?
Rank This
Most likely to make a trade at the deadline?
No one. Everyone in the league is afraid to take a risk.
Most likely to look back on there team and think I could have won it all?
Probation, Julio killed him.
Who is going to really close to the playoffs but just miss it?
-Moss, again he just needs that one piece.
Best quote of the season?
Timberrrrrrr
Best moment so far?
Nick making that video for the Makinson Bowl.
Thank you Corey. Anything else you want to say before we conclude this interview?
Fantasy football baby, you got to love it. Also, let's talk company car...
Corey Hewett- is a freelance photographer, business consultant, and advertising specialist for the Las Vegas Review Journal. He also is a full time student at the University of Nevada, Reno. He would like you all to know that is feels good to win.
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