Well folks, it’s
good to be back. I took a little retreat to go reflect and meditate on my team
after losing to the probated Curtis Smith. I learned a lot about life, fantasy
football, and the process of making concrete. Using this newfound knowledge I
put together a fresh lineup for my team and what do you know? I beat the
so-called unstoppable Kaep-Happy force. It was good to see that receiving core
I invested so much into put up almost 70 points between Dez, Demarius, Randy,
Hakeem, and Tony. Making the receiving core of Mosstradamus the WIZARDS of the
week, congrats my magical wide outs you earned it.
But I will not
dawn of this past victory too much, for I am looking onto future victories. One
win in particular that I thirst for, against Mr Versace himself, Corey Hewett.
Rumors around the league suggest that Corey is doing exactly what he said he’d
never do. Quit.
Corey preaches
to keep through adversity in his columns yet is considering trading all his
valuable players for next years draft picks? I find this highly contradictory,
and plan to unleash a mossy plague unto his team this upcoming week. But before
I smack talk too much, I would like to propose a bet to Mr. Hewett…
Okay Corey, I’ll
cut to the chase, if I win I get to rename your blog to “Corey’s
Championshipless corner” for the rest of the season, but if you win you may
rename my blog to whatever you want for the rest of the season. That’s right,
anything from extreme profanity, to “Will sucks” to “Will’s winless Wednesday.”
If you choose to accept or have a counter offer I would love to read about it
in your blog.
In other news,
Dave Smith is ranked number one in our league currently. That’s right folks, he
guy who has the entire saints lineup and Darren Mcfadden on his team, is leading
the league. I gotta have respect for the guy for the time being, but I am
itching in excitement to see how many points this guy puts up when the saints
have a bye, or play a decent team for that matter. Enjoy it Dave, but when week
12 comes around and we play, oh boy.
Finally, To
Sean, I hope you had an OUT OF THIS WORLD birthday. But I advise you to change
your team name and accept that MJD was not a good pickup. This brings me to a
new segment called “New name suggestions” and Sean will be this week’s victim.
Here are a few names I think your team should have.
- - WE MUST PROTECT THIS HOUSLER
- Alien Peterson
- - Hartley’s Comet
- - InstaGraham
- - Team AsteROIDS
- - LaMARS Miller
- - Roswelker
I hope you take
these fantastic names into consideration to let everyone know what a great time
you are having over in Roswell. Consider these suggestions my birthday gift to
you Sean. Cherish them.
Will Brown looks forward to playing Corey Hewett this week
in a vicious matchup that will curse the losers blog to a season of embarrassment,
and would like to inform the league that Corey has gained one follower in his
five days of being on twitter.
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