Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Will's (Wizard) Wednesday Week Five - Squashed Beef

      Well folks, it was an eventful week for Mosstradamus. I would like to start by saying that Corey was a respectable opponent who made some ballsy moves, which I respect. Starting Danny Woodhead? Rashad Jennings? Benching Roddy White? Gotta have love for the kid, shouts out to Dez Bryant for once again proving he was a better pick than Calvin this year. The real event this week was David Wilson FINALLY scoring a touchdown!!!!

      … He also got injured leaving me without a RB2 and unable to trade for one due to Corey and I’s bet. But don’t fret my friends, I am about to lay down the law… FIRM

      Let's talk about Sean and Dave’s matchup. This week proved that when the Saints have a real matchup, Dave would fail immensely. It also proved that Sean has no taste in fantasy football names, superstition has taken over his team unfortunately. ROSWELKER? COME ON!!! (Editor's Note: That name is gold).

      I know you were all expecting another column that basically ripped Corey apart in 500 words but I feel that our beef is put on hold until playoff time, when I claim the title Chip Buckerman once and for all. I’ve already mentioned that I respect the man, and I look forward to hear about his outcries of 0-5ness in his column tomorrow.

      Let's talk about Bobby B. I’m playing the insane clown posse this weekend and unfortunately I think he will learn his lesson and bench injured/backup players. Last time I beat this guy was a close matchup that lead to me winning the championship. Do you guys remember that? I sure do.

      All I have to say to Bobby B is, can you smell it?

Will Brown is the owner of the Corey Hewett-beating team Mosstradamus and would like you to know he does not shine shoes, he does not tape ankles, and he does not cut checks. Straight cash homie.

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