Well folks,
it was an eventful week for Mosstradamus. I would like to start by saying that
Corey was a respectable opponent who made some ballsy moves, which I respect.
Starting Danny Woodhead? Rashad Jennings? Benching Roddy White? Gotta have love
for the kid, shouts out to Dez Bryant for once again proving he was a better
pick than Calvin this year. The real event this week was David Wilson FINALLY
scoring a touchdown!!!!
… He also
got injured leaving me without a RB2 and unable to trade for one due to Corey
and I’s bet. But don’t fret my friends, I am about to lay down the law… FIRM
Let's talk
about Sean and Dave’s matchup. This week proved that when the Saints have a
real matchup, Dave would fail immensely. It also proved that Sean has no taste
in fantasy football names, superstition has taken over his team unfortunately.
ROSWELKER? COME ON!!! (Editor's Note: That name is gold).
I know you
were all expecting another column that basically ripped Corey apart in 500
words but I feel that our beef is put on hold until playoff time, when I claim
the title Chip Buckerman once and for all. I’ve already mentioned that I
respect the man, and I look forward to hear about his outcries of 0-5ness in
his column tomorrow.
Let's talk
about Bobby B. I’m playing the insane clown posse this weekend and
unfortunately I think he will learn his lesson and bench injured/backup
players. Last time I beat this guy was a close matchup that lead to me winning
the championship. Do you guys remember that? I sure do.
All I have
to say to Bobby B is, can you smell it?
Will Brown
is the owner of the Corey Hewett-beating team Mosstradamus and would like you
to know he does not shine shoes, he does not tape ankles, and he does not cut
checks. Straight cash homie.
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