Friday, September 20, 2013

Lindy's Latte - Week Three

      This week’s blog focuses on folklore surrounding the history of one Catherine of Sheridan Square.

      She walked into the sports bar, head up, eyes down. No one would recognize her. It had been two years and minus fifty pounds. George had been a regular. So had she, but even no one had remembered her name. “Catherine, with a C,” she’d uttered every Sunday. C was also for Communion, the reason for today’s visit. C was also for Convent, the safe place she’d left a few hours ago.

      Sister Teresa knew all along she didn’t belong. Ironic the very stubbornness that made her stay drove her away. After her bags were packed Sister suggested she return to a place from her past to find communion with souls she had once dismissed as unworthy. Looking back at those painful years with George had brought her clarity. She wasn’t a vengeful person. She needed closure, another C word. Some of her happiest memories were with George, not of George, but of the energy, exhilaration, and yes, envy, of watching football with the regulars at Kettles of Fish, just off Sheridan Square.

      Catherine lifted her gaze and let her eyes adjust to the dim, surprisingly smoke-free light. She looked at the TV screen over the bar. Golf. She turned and looked from screen to screen. No football. She looked back to the bar and noticed the bartender staring at her. Familiar bubbles erupted in her stomach. The same brown eyes, dark chocolate with caramel running through them (back then everything reminded her of food), a straight strong nose, wisps of licorice black hair hanging over his forehead. She approached the bar, “White wine, please.”

      Pandemonium erupted behind her. “You’re freaking kidding me,” a familiar voice yelled. “Doesn’t he realize that leaves us a team short in the league?” His foot kicked at the brass foot rest of a nearby barstool, as he brushed past her. He slammed his hand down in front of Chaz, she finally remembered the bartender’s name, looked beyond him into the Fat Tire mirror behind the bar. He scowled at his reflection and ran his fingers through the heaviness of his hair. He seemed to be watching his buddies behind him, then scanned the room and locked eyes with her. “You. What are you doing here?”

“Catherine, with a ‘C,’” she answered instinctively.

“I don’t care what your name is. Are you in for Fantasy Football?”

      Her hand pulled the fabric together around the top button of her blouse. She’d heard of lingerie football and wondered if that was what he was talking about.

“Don’t I know you?” he turned full circle and stared her down.

      She thought about George, could feel his hot breath on her ear as he’d ridiculed Dave’s knowledge of football, felt heat rush to her face, and felt a tug at the corners of her mouth. “I don’t think so.”

 “Well, are you in? Alastair is holding up our draft, of course I blame George for letting him in, but a lot of good that’ll do me since George bagged us with some flimsy excuse as well.”

      The wine tasted good, although she realized it could be very bad since she hadn’t had wine for years. She remembered Sister’s advice to find peace with her past. “I’m in.”

      The rules and rankings they handed her made no sense, but she chose players with decent rankings and her team wasn’t ranked last. The commissioner, a smart, well-dressed young man, ranked Dave’s team dead-last. He apparently shared George’s opinion of Dave.

      Catherine returned to Kettles of Fish for the opening Thursday night game, Denver vs. Super Bowl-champion Baltimore. Peyton Manning was her team’s quarterback, one of the few players she remembered from before. Even her mother loved Pey-Pey. She sat outside, facing the window, ordered a kettle of shrimp and a glass of Pinot Grigio and watched the big screen through the window. That boy sure could pass the ball. The crowd’s cheers grew louder with each of the seven touchdown passes he threw and she hoped that was good news for her team. She sat quietly and finished her second glass of wine, waiting for the crowd to clear before venturing into the bar to check the Captain’s League scoreboard posted next to the dartboard. 53 points – she was in the lead! Most teams still had zeros, some had a few points, but she was definitely beating Insane Clown Posse. Her face felt hot and beads of perspiration ebbed down her forehead. She wouldn’t gloat, it was a sin. Sunday and Monday night were spent in the bar. The guys remembered her name and even high-fived her. They seemed pleased she’d beat ICP. Winning felt good, exciting, exhilarating, intoxicating. She couldn’t wait for week two.

      The four big screen TVs lit up Kettles of Fish when Catherine strode in on Thursday night. None of her players were in the game that night, but her team versed Dave’s Rank This and she knew most of the guys and the other woman in the league would be there. Cheryl had kicked butt the week before and had quickly become Catherine’s idol. Catherine found an empty stool at the bar, waved Chaz over and ordered a glass of Kim Crawford Sauvignon Blanc. The room filled up fast. Cheryl joined her at the bar and the two ladies enjoyed the tension-filled smack talk flying through the air. Rank This was up, but one by one, members of the Captain’s League filtered past Catherine, each voiced their confidence and expectation that she take the 1-0 Dave down.

      Saying the rosary before Mass, Catherine found her prayers focused on Peyton, Ray, Chris, Andre, Jordy, Antonio, Torrey, Sebastian, and the Bengals’ defense, even though they didn’t play until Monday night. Sure God didn’t play favorites, but she could still pray that he keep each man in the palm of his hand and guide them down the field to success. Keep them safe, uninjured, focused on the jobs they were paid millions to do.

      By the time Catherine arrived at Kettles of Fish, Rank This had more points than her and was favored to win. She ordered a Bloody Mary and settled in. Back and forth, back and forth, the points flew. Someone was smoking in the corner and Chaz turned a blind eye. She moved closer to the smoke, inhaled the thick poison, let it settle in her lungs, and ordered a second Bloody. Dave’s team gained 6 points, lost 2, gained 4. “Damn him,” she heard herself say. Someone set a shot of tequila in front of her and she instinctively shook salt on her finger, licked it, slammed the shot, and sucked on the lime. The burn in her throat matched the burn in her head as she watched Dave strut around the pool table, pretending he wasn’t paying attention to the game. The stench of his arrogant confidence rose above the smoke, smelled like a sweaty sock soaked in urine. She walked home and fell into bed on an empty stomach.

      It was up to her defense. She thought about the gun George kept in the drawer next to his bed. Good thing she didn’t own weapons. She pictured herself, shotgun in hand, standing before the team in the locker room before the game, explaining her predicament, pleading, threatening them to earn enough points to beat Dave. No, that wouldn’t do.

      She arrived early that evening, ordered 2 shots with a beer chaser before the game started. Thirteen points. It all came down to that. The game started with a generous 10. Catherine was up, down, up, down, tied, up. The shots were flying. The league was cheering her on, demanding she take Dave down. Up, down, tied. Tied. Her stomach was in knots, but relieved to tie in the end. The usually upbeat Commissioner set his hand on her back, “Tough break kid. You lost tonight, but you don’t have to like it.”

“What? Lost? It was a tie.”

“Bench points. Ties are settled through bench points and Dave’s bench out-scored yours.”

      Catherine didn’t remember anything after that, other than more dreams involving George’s gun, which she later learned he’d given to Dave. She woke with Sister Teresa’s soft, strong voice massaging her hangover, “Seek Communion.” Catherine sat up, said three Hail Mary’s and heading to confession.

      Week Three we will be serving Catherine of Sheridan Square, but Catherine will be sticking to Chardonnay and keeping her religion.

1 ½ oz dark rum
½ oz Tia Maria coffee liquor
1 oz light cream
4 oz cold coffee
Crushed ice


Pour all of the ingredients into an Irish coffee glass filled with crushed ice. Stir well.

Cheers.
Lindy

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