Will's (Wizard) Wednesday Week 2 - Three Picks, Three Points

      Ladies and gentlemen it is the most wonderful time of the year, the time where we discover who has a solid team, who flopped, and who got extremely lucky. This week on Will's (Wizard) Wednesday we will discuss all of the above and more, but first, I would like to talk about my own team.

      Imagine my excitement, the very first game of the season when the entire Broncos receiving corps went off, I happened to own Denarius Thomas who raked in a whopping 35 points! But that was my peak unfortunately, as it all went down from there…

      Remember the draft? When my first picks were Marshawn Lynch, Dez Bryant, and David Wilson? Those three combined brought in a total of 3 points. The top three players on my team brought in 4, 2, and -3 points, respectively. David Wilson managed to play an entire professional football game as a starting running back and get negative points, the man is a fumbling machine and has earned the title: Wizard of the week. Hats off to you David, big, floppy, pointy, blue hats.

      The rumors are true folks, I lost to fantasy rookie (and probation veteran) Matt Smith, a man who drafted none other than Ryan Mathews last year when he had a career-threatening injury, a man who wrote on his first round draft card “Aaron Foster,” a man who is majoring in Business at the University of Nevada, Las Vegas.  Do I take this loss lightly? Absolutely not. It is one of my darkest defeats; I could only be more ashamed of a loss if I were to lose to none other than… Dave Smith.

      Now I know he’s reading this expecting some humbling column after his utter bashing last week. You must be new to Will Wednesday if that is what you expect. Dave Smith simply had an extremely lucky week, while his opponent had the opposite, it should not change the man’s power rankings nor does it prove that he drafted well. The man’s smartest pick of the draft was Anquan Boldin and he put him on the bench… If I ever lose to Dave Smith in fantasy football please take my Championship belts from me and burn them along with printed copies of all my columns.

      In other news around the league, Nick Brown made an incredible comeback against Sean Brown (But don’t call it a comeback, the man has been here for years.) And to nobody's surprise Melinda Brown absolutely crushed ex-semi-good fantasy football player Robert Brown bringing the hammer and the axe down proclaiming “TIMBEERRR” as Robert collapsed in defeat. Not only did Robert fall like a tree, he fell in the power rankings, to tenth? Worse than Dave? I think not, but that’s Nick’s column, not mine.

**Will is currently discussing trades with Corey Hewett and promised to not mention his defeat this week**

Will Brown is a passionate bear enthusiast and the author of this column and is wondering if anyone is interested the purchase of a 1988 Corvette [CLEAN]