Shaggy's Picks - Week Three

Wow what a rough week for me. I freakin’ lost to Curtis for crying out loud. And it’s the second year in a row that I expected big things for MJD against a weak Oakland D and what happens? Dude gets hurt. Twicey. He say FU twicey. Sad, sad day. (Thanks for bringing that back Nick)

Recap:

I’ve gone 6-4 two weeks in a row, bringing me to a whooping 12-8.

• Thanks to that EJ Manuel guy, my Bills pick wasn’t too bad.
• I can’t stand Jay Cutler. He’s easily the biggest Nancy in the league, but he did win me another.
• Speaking of Nancies, the other one at QB, Phillip “Cry Me A” Rivers somehow beat the Eagles. Lost this one. I believe I said “Duh” after this pick. Oops.
• “OH YEAH” The Kool Aid man is really turning things around in KC. I’m gonna run that joke into the ground until he bursts through my door shouting “OHHH YEEAAAHHH!” I did pick the Chiefs.
• Ravens beat the Browns, Broncos beat the Giants, and Saints barely beat the Bucs.
• My other losses were the Lions losing to the Cards and 49ers losing to the Seahawks.
• And my most frustrating one was my Raiders beating the Jags. Don’t get me wrong I wanted them to win. But when I pick them to lose they win and vice versa.

My Picks:

• OH YEAH! I’m going with the Kool Aid Man to beat the Eagles on Thursday night.
• Packers get a road win. Don’t expect another monster game from Rodgers, Curtis.
• Cowboys come back and win over the Rams.
• “Cry Me A” Rivers is going to win a second straight over the Titans
• First time I pick the Vikings this year, but they’ll also get their first win over the Browns.
• Patriots look awful. But they keep finding ways to win. They’ll get to 3-0 over the Bucs.
• The Skins look awful. But they keep finding ways to lose. Lions get the W here.
• NFC East Rivals and both starting rookie QBs. Bills over Jets.
• To avoid the easy picks (IND @ SF, JAX @ SEA, ATL @ MIA and AZ @ NO) I’m gonna take Nancy Cutler and the Bears over Rapistburger and the Steelers on Sunday Night.
• This should also be an easy pick but I’m hoping, praying even, that I’m wrong. Manning is gonna carve up the Raiders secondary on MNF.

 -Shaggy