Ah, Monday morning in Roswell. I have the day off for some hillbilly holiday
called “Fair Day.” What kind of deranged
psychopath decided to host the state fair in Roswell? Whatever.
I have to thank the evil genius for at least giving me the day off. Apparently it’s so we can go watch the
parade. Which is an intimidating idea in
itself. I’m sure it’ll consist of two
floats. The first full of drunken
rednecks shooting road signs immediately followed by one with a bunch of
Mexicans in mariachi garb singing “Started from the border, now we’re
here.” Oops. Was I the first the guest blog writer to
cross the P.C. line?
Can I get a Timber?
Are we still doing that? I kind
of feel like I got stuck in some weird pre-internet time warp. Or maybe Roswell never accepted the fact that
Al Gore invented the internet. I’m being
cereal guys (in honor of the start of the 17th season, I had to
sneak in a South Park reference). My
mobile data is out for the month so to figure out was going on I had to run
over to campus on commercial breaks or attempt to keep a running tab on a
napkin at Farley’s, which was heavily infested with flies and Cowboy fans. To my more gentle readers, I’m sorry to
inform you they are NOT the same thing.
Both are persistently annoying though.
6-3 this week.
23-16. I really gotta stop
picking the Monday night games. I tried
my best to forget that debacle last Monday and had to look back to figure out
my record.
Recap:
Only the Raiders can go 14-0 AT HOME against an 0-3 team and
still manage to lose 24-14.
I’m gonna cut the rest of this short cause I HAVE to see
this parade. I just hope it’s everything
I’ve built it up to be.
I was right on 49ers > Rams, Lions > Bears, Hawks >
Texans, Cards > Bucs, Broncos > Eagles and the KOOL AID MAN. BELIEVE IN
HIM. Chiefs > Giants.
Swung and missed on Browns > Bengals and Falcons >
Pats. And the Raider game.
And I’ve got the Saints > Dolphins tonight. Pretty confident in that one. I don’t think the fins are for real.
Shaggy’s Picks:
- Thursday night the Browns get the win over the Bills
- Taking the Saints on the road over the Bears
- Two really bad teams here. Rams over Jags.
- I know I just said the Fins aren’t for real but they’ll beat the Ravens
- As good as Detroit looks, the Packers get the home win
- Two sophomore QBs, I got Seattle with a second straight road win
- Panthers come off their bye to beat the Cards
- 9ers win at home against the Texans
- I need two more and the rest of the games look real easy. I think I’m gonna take K.C. > TEN and S.D. > OAK
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